seven hour nap after getting heat exhaustion is always grand.
Get out of my brainnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone else’s asshole blood is NOT what I want to see in the morning.
LOL@ bitches who wear jesus shit and end up being a cum bucket
Praying my boss is driving us out tomorrow so we can sing oldie duets together. <3
have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
Can’t get a booty call because everyone falls in love with me… price I gotta pay for being so fly. (cries a little bit)
LOL@ what comes out of my mouth. I’m surprised I haven’t been written up at work for “crossing the line” yet.
LOVE! when ex’s get over the fact that you’re not good together and can simply be friends again. It’s nice to have the both of you back in my life without any negativities attached.
Good health is a prerequisite to the enjoyment of ‘pursuit of happiness.’ Whenever the miracles of modern medicine are beyond the reach of any group of Americans, for whatever reason - economic, geographic, occupational or other - we must find a way to meet their needs and fulfill their hopes.
For one true measure of a nation is its success in fulfilling the promise of a better life for each of its members. Let this be the measure of our nation.” —President Kennedy, Special Message to the Congress on Urgent Health Needs, 2/27/62 (via cranarchy)
I need to get laid.. now.